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December 31st, 2004

I figured I’d set something down for the last day of 2004. Not a banner year for everyone I’ve talked to – there have been personal tragedies, work agonies, political pain, and natural disasters. But we’ve all survived to fight another year, and I’m grateful for that.

Anastasia and I got sick a few days ago, so we’re ringing in the New Year from our couch, toasting with TheraFlu. We found it oddly fitting that this should be so.

Anyway, my heart goes out to all my friends and relatives. I hope you have a New Year without peer, and that 2005 brings you infinite joy.

Bye, bye 2004! See you on the other side…

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Merry Christmas

December 28th, 2004

Hi everyone – just wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas and hope you have a Happy New Year.

Also, if it’s not to much trouble, I’d like you to say a prayer or a rememberence to the people of Southeast Asia devastated by the earthquake/tsunami that struck the region. There are more than 40,000 confirmed dead, with more numbers pouring in every day. I know that sometimes it’s tough for some people to remember there are other countries out there beside the U.S., so if you meet one of these Republicans I’d like you to kick them in the balls ( they’ll probably be male, anyway ) 40,000 times so that they kind of get the idea about how big we’re talking about. Or, put it in terms they might understand, like “almost 15 times more people dead than from 9/11″ or “imagine if you had 40,000 shares of Microsoft…” Then they might follow you.

Sorry, didn’t mean to get worked up, there. Merry Christmas, and let’s hope for a better year in 2005.

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And one more thing…

December 22nd, 2004

Anyone out there have Greg Camp’s phone number? He called me last week and left a message, but we were away for the weekend. When I got back, I wrote the number down and promptly lost it. Hit me on e-mail if you got it.

And Greg – my bad, man!

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A Public Service Announcement

December 22nd, 2004

I haven’t been using my cell phone very much, since I’ve been working from home. I went to turn it on about a week ago or so, and it wouldn’t power up. I recharged it, and still no luck. I’ve switched batteries and…still no luck.

Anyway, I might be cancelling my service; I’m not really sure yet. My wife is against this idea, but it seems dumb to waste almost $40 a month on something I rarely use. I don’t remember how to check voicemail remotely (not that I have many voicemails these days), so if you’ve called me in the past few weeks on my cell and left me a message, hit me up on e-mail and I’ll give you my home phone number if you want to chat.

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Nature Center

December 18th, 2004

A nice piece of news today, for once. The Nature Center in Watsonville, California was featured in the Register-Parjaronian, and our friend Shirley-Ann is the coordinator of the place. In my head, that means she was solely responsible for the entire thing, and in times of shrinking funding for educational projects like this one its nice to see something work out for once.

Not to worry, folks. Back to my usual vitriolic ranting shortly.

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Attention ‘Publicans

December 16th, 2004

Pssst. Hey, you. The soulless ‘publican who only cares about money. I know that doesn’t narrow it down much, but check this out, anyway. I’m about to speak a language you might understand.

In September of 2002, Larry Lindsey (the senior economic advisor to the White House) estimated that the cost of the war in Iraq would be somewhere between 100 and 200 billion dollars. “Baloney,” Donald Rumsfeld told George Stephanopoulos on ABC “This Week”: “…[t]he Office of Management and Budget estimated it would be something under 50 billion dollars.” (Mitch Daniels is the head of the OMB, in case you’re wondering). Larry Lindseyresigned soon after with Paul O’Neill, immediately after unemployment numbers came back at an unexpectedly high 6 percent. Bad, stupid Larry Lindsey! Damn your truth!

On 25 March 2003, Bush submitted a $74.7 billion Supplemental Appropriations Request to Congress. He got it, in case you’re wondering. Oh yeah, and when Bush addressed the nation on 7 Sept. 2003, he let us know he was going to ask for $87 billion more. Oh, one more thing, on 5 August 2004 Bush signed the new Defense Bill for $391 billion dollars; $25 billion of that will go to Iraq right away “…in emergency appropriations to support current operations in Afghanistan and Iraq.” If you take a look at the breakdown, it appears that there’s approximately another 89 billion that will go to Iraq in addition to the 25 (give or take a few billion here and there for non-Iraq purposes).

So, let’s do the math (I’ll wait while those of you in the Midwest and South take your shoes off):
74.7 + 87 + 25 + 89 = 275.7 billion dollars. And, if you’re a little slow here, 275.7 is bigger than 50 by about 5 times.

Wow, publies. It looks like this might cost more than he said; doesn’t sound like good financial sense to me. I’m sure you’re not worried, though – your corporate welfare and upper bracket tax breaks should see you through the dark times. And the Department of Transportation commited to spending almost 6% of their 2004 budget on finding an alternative to oil and gas (among other things, of course), so I’m sure we should be able to break our oil addiction in no time and bring those boys home. Right, you heartless sacks of shit?

[original source: NPR. Sources checked: defenselink.mil, whitehouse.gov, pbs.org, dot.gov]

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Sink or…

December 14th, 2004

Got a message from Mark about this 80-year-old guy who survived an 18 hour ordeal in the water. What I like about this story is that this dude knows he’s a total badass. “…most other people who do not have his experience would not likely have made it,” he said. I’m not really clear on how he has a bunch of experience being stranded in freezing water for 18 hours, but there you have it.

I was trying to find a similiar story about the surfer who was bitten by a shark, punched the shark in the mouth, was then bitten by the hand, punched the shark in the mouth with his other hand, swam back to shore and instructed beach-goers how to give him medical aid, but I can’t find it. Instead, I found this incredible site. Whenever someone has an entry like “11/13/00 Ethiopia: Children Eaten by Leopards,” you know you’re in for a good read.

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History

December 7th, 2004

Today is the 63rd anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, the “Day That Will Live in Infamy.” On November 23rd, Admiral Chuichi Nagumo ordered a surprise attack on enemy ships in the “Hawaiian Area”. On December 7th at 8am, 183 torpedo planes, dive bombers, fighters, and high-level bombers took off from three carriers based 220 miles north of Oahu; a second group of 170 fighters followed soon after, including the newly designed Japanese Type 00 Carrier Fighter (“Zero”). The attack was finished by 9:45am, with only 29 planes lost by the Japanese. Eight battleships, eleven other vessels, and 188 aircraft were destroyed. 2,280 military personnel were killed, along with 68 civilians.

On July 25th, 1945, General Carl Spaatz ordered the bombing of Hiroshima, Kokura, Niigata and Nagasaki. On August 6th at 8:16am, the Enola Gay dropped the atomic bomb “Little Boy” on Hiroshima; 3 days later, at 11:02am, “Fat Man” would be dropped on Nagasaki after being diverted from Kokura. In total, approximately 225,000 people were killed, with survivors suffering from radiation sickness for weeks afterwards while doctor’s attempted to figure out what the nature of the “biological weapon” that had been dropped on them. We had become the only nation in history to use atomic weapons on an enemy.

On September 11th, 2001 at between 8am and 8:20am, three flights ( Flight 11, Flight 175, and Flight 77 ) leave from Logan and Dulles International Airports, all bound for Los Angeles. The FAA notifies NORAD of the suspected hijacking of Flight 11 at 8:40am. 2 minutes later, Flight 93 departs from Newark International Airport, bound for San Francisco. 3 minutes after that (8:45am), Flight 11 hits the first World Trade Center tower; Flight 175 hits the second tower 18 minutes later. F-16 fighters are scrambled from Otis and Langley, but they are unable to stop Flight 77 from crashing into the Pentagon at 9:40am. At approximately 10:07am, Flight 93 crashes in Pennsylvania, and the September 11th attacks are over. The towers collapse a half-an-hour later. 2,749 men and women lost their lives in the WTC attack, 184 died in the attack on the pentagon, and all 40 passengers of Flight 93 were killed.

On October 7th, 2001 at approximately 5:00pm, US and British forces dropped 50 Tomahawk cruise missiles and an unknown number of cluster bombs were dropped on targets in Kabul, Kandahar, and Jalalabad. By November 12th, the Taliban had fled Kabul en masse, but the US continued to bomb targets until March 2002. Somewhere between 3,000 and 3,400 Afghani civilians were reported killed. With momentum behind him, President George W. Bush cited links between Al Qaeda terrorist forces in Afghanistan and Saddam Hussein in Iraq, and addressed the nation on March 19th, 2003, informing the populace that coalition forces had begun “striking selected targets of military importance to undermine Saddam Hussein’s ability to wage war.” Thus far, there are between 14,619 and 16,804 civilians dead in Iraq and an unknown number of Insurgents.

No point today – just delving into history. Always entertaining. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go drink this bottle of Drain-O.

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I was testing you.

December 2nd, 2004

I wanted to see if anyone would notice that I didn’t post. And – someone did. Well, several someones. I feel that I owe you an explanation about why I have been remiss in posting lately. It’s very complex, but I will try to boil it down to as few words as possible.

It’s because I’m lazy.

Anyway, I went to NJ to help out Eric today. I get a phone call like this from him yesterday:

Eric: I hurt my back. Can you come over here and get my mail, and maybe get my bag from work?
Me: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

He wasn’t. I figure – what the hell. I wanted to see an old work friend, Tejal, since this was her last day, so it was an excuse to be there anyway. I went over there, calling about 5 minutes before I got there to give him a head start on opening the door. I get there and stand out front with my thumb up my ass for about 10 minutes. I’m figuring he’s inside playing World of Warcraft, and I’m about to call him again when he comes out the door, taking little mincy faggot steps down the hallway. This, of course, makes me laugh. But when he’s about half way down the hallway, I kind of start to feel bad. He’s obviously in a lot of pain. He gets to the stairs, and he’s hanging off the bannister while he slides on foot onto each step. His keys are in his mouth, and I’m figuring if he falls, he’s fucked and I’ll just go home.

He didn’t fall, and we limp back to his apartment. My man has really hit bottom. He’s got his couch folded out and set up flat (its a futon) and he’s been lying on it for days. He’s got this loaf of white bread that he appears to have been gnawing on. He’s been peeing in the shower since he can’t lift the toilet seat.

So I go out and get him some peanut butter to put on his bread, some juice and some straws so he can drink juice without pouring it over his face, and some Clorox bleach to spray in the shower so it’s not a bacteria farm. He told me that yesterday he tried to get up for about an hour-and-a-half. He got to the end of his bed, and kind of slumped over and was stuck. The phone was on the other side of the room. He lay there, he said, figuring that this was how he was going to die.

When I left he was pondering how the hell he was going to get to the bathroom and take a shit. Our friendship only extends so far.

So it looks like he’s going to miss the annual Jamie shindig this weekend. What a shame. I’m sure he was really looking forward to driving around a bunch of drunk, fat, thirty-something assholes at 4 in the morning. There’s always next year!

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